What are the women? Someone once said that all women are the same. Nonsense! It was a poor dork fantasy, and all the women he considered only as females. Or get it scandalous and terrible wife, and he bedolga thus tried to calm himself. Well, or something else ... But it will not. These men are well aware that we are all different. And their dissimilarity can unscrew the brains of even the most intelligent members of the stronger sex. This is to reduce losses to a minimum of brains, these clever female characters and divided into categories. Commercials guidelines that allow to communicate with the weaker sex to adhere to at least some logic. That we exist without it perfectly, and men need logic! Otherwise - the confusion, wandering and other troubles. So, let them come up with our classification. But we do know what we are awarded the status.
As men see women?
That it was necessary to say this - all women are the same! Nothing of the sort! Even animals of the same breed have raznosortnyh characters. What to speak of the weak half of humanity! If we were the same, except the king would lose men in mind when communicating with us? Each of the women at any time able to throw so that the ceremony will drive in a stupor anyone. Including her. What can we say about men, whether they even genius ... Of course, it is easier to divide us into types, in order to have at least some idea of what the ladies from a particular category to expect.
Okay, just give them a try the characters of women to a common denominator. What can you do, man, they are men. It is better to look at which categories they have distributed. And decide whether these categories are true. From the point of view of men are:
This is an extremely self-confident ladies dictatorial. Malvina love command and convinced that everything around will not budge without their guidance. This woman, to pay special attention to their appearance. Flawless makeup, carefully matched to a particular occasion clothes, neat haircut - their strong point. Poor man! Even in bed Malvina is trying to maintain the status and may be the worst possible time to attend to the state of their own species. Why have its partners there is a strong feeling that they have sex with a robot.
I must say that Malvina prefer to choose with whom and when they sleep. They are capricious, overly demanding and capricious. Men are afraid of women of this type - you never know, it will drag you into bed, or will send out. Therefore, strong, self-sufficient by men prefer not to mess with Malvina. But spineless namby-pamby stick to him like bath sheets. However, Malvin is quite satisfied - sniveller for misconduct can be regularly and severely punished. A man with a separate number does not pass. He will unfold and leave. And Malvina immediately hate Karabas-Barabas this;
Type of women - Cinderella
Cinderella, according to its prototype of a fairy tale, unpretentious and modest girl. Her hard work goes beyond all reasonable boundaries - Cinderella ready to plow for days. She can not deny the requests and can operate freely. Cinderella will stick overtime, to sit with someone's kids on weekends, to borrow money indefinitely ... But to lie with a man in need - pipes. In the intimate area of life Cinderellas reliability does not apply.
Fans of lung relationship is nothing to catch. Cinderella to persuade sex would be like attempting to partisan interrogation - it is easier to shoot than to achieve something. It can only belong to his prince. Those who fit into this image, will be pleased. Cinderella is not conflicted, thoughtful and rather sexy. In any case, they are affectionate and did not oppose the experiment in bed. Well, if you get tired of all the Prince, and he wound up princess look - released without presenting claims;
Type of women - Thumbelina
Thumbelina - a lovely woman in need of assistance and protection. Treasure of their dream - to find someone who will solve all the problems. In this regard, Thumbelina illegible. Elf met reliable? Great. After all, he is young and handsome! I met an elderly fat mole? Same goes. What matters is that next to him was calm and warm. And if there is neither one nor the other, it is possible to have several "moles" and "elves." Let each of them help at least in some ways. Crane, for example, repair, or buy a new fur coat.
Thumbelina can be of different sizes, from fragile to quite solid. However, they always give the impression of helpless little girls who need a caring and attentive guardian. From what kind of sexuality are a woman of this type depends on how quickly they agree to have sex with "guardian." Usually Thumbelina solved it at once, and only when necessary. They can pull a long time, causing the "guardian" serve him faithfully. However, if he is decisive, strong man, Thumbelina happy to go to bed on the first night. Her imperious need to take a hand and bring home. Or hotel;
Type of women - Venus de Milo
Oh, Venus, our men are extremely attracted to! This type they refer all women with a stunning figure. Person in this case irrelevant. The main thing - chest high, steep hips, shapely legs. If a woman having a body, defile on the beach, male gender, regardless of age, flows into the intellectual collapse. And for a long time it remains in this state even after Venus will disappear from view.
These sexy ladies flexible, considerate and do not really fluctuate much before going to bed with a new acquaintance. But only if he likes. Unlike Dyuymovochek, Venus is not ready to go to an intimate relationship with those who provide services to them. They're a goddess! Men should only be happy by the fact that they deigned attention, and not to think about sex, if Venus does not drag itself into the bedroom. Well, when drag, there's need to be on top.
Venus, of course, good. But there is one major flaw - the lack of hands. No hands something they have, they are only meant for manicure and More for something. And yet. No cooking, no cleaning, no Venus can not be washed. Yes, they even do not know how to go shopping, not that do something with their holёnymi handles. Money Venus is better not to trust - it will go for bread, will spend on the real nonsense all the finances, and will not buy bread. To address these issues the goddess required servants. Otherwise, the house will hullabaloo, and in the refrigerator - one to hang the mouse;
Type of women - Harpy
Harpy - a notorious stinkers. It is notorious, not to play such a role because of the circumstances. It Thumbelina, Venus, Cinderella, Malvina necessarily can pull the mask bitch. And for a short while. Harpy such by nature. Male for it - the object to which it is imperative to avenge all women's grievances. Harpy reasoned like this: "There is nothing stronger sex impunity mock the weak! Look, dispersed here! I'll show you gruel! "And the show. Sometimes a fist on the table (or the head), and sometimes - a blow to the psyche.
This Baba Yaga in a relationship with the opposite sex recalls Malvina. She Wants - exalt man to heaven, will want to - use and throw, and then break as boring toy. Also try it in this fight or just to show discontent! Typhoon "Catherine" will be provided. You can even not doubt - Harpy King will be able to make a collector of bottles. And then I did not regret it.
Oddly enough, but the Harpies by men for some reason like. Perhaps they like all the time staring at the gruel. Or risk the royal throne. One way or another, but on the harpies they respond with respect and even admiration. That, they say, what a woman! Any man to "quietly" put! However, when you consider that men need and shakes battle, their attitude towards women-Harpies can understand. Talking to her, even when it is based on mutual attraction - the eternal war in which so wants to win! Sometimes someone from the stronger sex is even succeed. But not for long.
Here are what a woman with a male perspective. No, there is "pusechki", "paws", "warm pads" and "beautiful ladies" who dedicate poems. But they are, in the opinion of men, are less common than the above types of women. Well what can I say? Perhaps, in some ways they are right. But, most of all, just very poor knowledge of our psychology.